I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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