You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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