I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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