Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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