Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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