he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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