I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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