i just had sex bonerless
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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