If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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