Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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