I wannas sexs uuuuu
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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