i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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