My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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