this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
