Me too!
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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