Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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