Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
