There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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