Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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