But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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