I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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