doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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