What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I fill condoms, not promises.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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