I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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