I cockslap morals
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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