New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
