New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm like, not good at living.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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