i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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