No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
