dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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