Sponge bath it is.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
