You're so nebulous sometimes
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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