how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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