Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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