omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
you never un-have a 4some
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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