Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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