We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
