I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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