you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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