He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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