Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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