apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
then he tried to convert me to islam
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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