Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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