So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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