so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
His hands were made for my vagina.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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