It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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