We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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