Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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