jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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