woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I would fuck him just for his dog
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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